Airline Humour

"As you exit the plane, please make sure
that you have gathered all your belongings.
Anything left behind will be distributed
amongst the flight attendants. Please do
not leave children or spouses.

"Last one off the plane must clean it."

From the pilot during his welcome message
"We are pleased to have some of the best
flight attendants in the industry....
unfortunately none of them are on this
flight.

An airline pilot wrote that on this
particular flight he had hammered his
ship into the runway really hard. The
airline had a policy, which required the
first officer to stand at the door whilst
the passengers exited, smile and thank them
for travelling with the airline. In light of
his bad landing, he had a hard time looking
at passengers in the eye, thinking that someone
would have a smart comment. Finally everyone
had left, except for a little old lady walking
with a cane. She said "Sonny, mind if I ask you
a question?" Why no, Ma'am" said the pilot.
The little old lady said, "did we land or were
we shot down?