You know you are Asian if :

There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them
You never buy bin bags, as you use grocery bags instead
You call an older person you have never met before "uncle"

You hide everything from you parents
Your mother does everything for you
You do all the housework and cooking if you are a female

Your relatives alone could populate a small city
Everyone is a family friend
You teach westerners swearwords in your language

You read law, medicine or engineering at university
You went to a university as far away from home as possible 
You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished 

Your best friend got married at the age of 16
You only make telephone calls after 6pm
You say you hate Indian films(songs) but secretly watch(hear)them 

You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, 
Next Especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius

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