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You know you are Asian if : You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage,which is just 80 lbs overweight. You go back to your parents's country and people treat you like a member of the royal family You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty five members of your family who have come to pick you up You are so rich so you drive a mercedes You are always taking off and putting your shoes on wherever you go. Your parents call all your friends "beta" whether they are Asian or not If you aren't married and you turn 25, your parents start wringing their hands and proclaim that it's too late Your friends could not explain your religion to someone if they tried You could not explain your religion to someone if you tried Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try to demonstrate how well it works whenever they are not fighting You parents compare you to all of their frinds kids Your parents worry what other people will think if you are not going to be a doctor/lawyer/engineer |
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