You know you are Asian if :

You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage, 
which is just 80 lbs overweight. 
You go back to your parents's country and people treat you 
like a member of the royal family
You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you 
see all twenty five members of your family who have come to pick you up 

You are so rich so you drive a mercedes
You are always taking off and putting your shoes on wherever you go. 
Your parents call all your friends "beta" whether they are Asian or not

If you aren't married and you turn 25, your parents start wringing
their hands and proclaim that it's too late

Your friends could not explain your religion to someone if they tried
You could not explain your religion to someone if you tried

Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try
to demonstrate how well it works whenever they are not fighting

You parents compare you to all of their frinds kids
Your parents worry what other people will think if you are not going to be a doctor/lawyer/engineer

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