If Titanic (the film) was made in India
«  There would be 10 times as many people on the ship»
«  There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, sining in the rain »
«  By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother »
«  It's seven and a half hours long »
«  The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar" »
«  Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit and Leonardo Di Caprio played by Salman Khan »
«  The boat would sink as there are too many people on it »
«  None of the people would float for long because of the saris »
«  They would be serving mango fruity on the boat »
«  Wait a minute it was a Hindi movie if you think about it. »
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